Mary Grace's Recipe for Cooking Turkey

In honor Thanksgiving, I thought I would pass along Mary Grace's recipe for cooking turkey. This is her response to "how do you cook a turkey?":

You need milk, then orange juice, then carrots and then chicken. You get a turkey from the farm. Mix it all in a big bowl. I stir it with my big spoon. Put it in a pan and then put it in the microwave for 10 minutes. We let it cool down, then we eat it with Elsie and Mommy and Daddy.

This recipe came home in a book from Happy Apple with several others, one of my favorites is from Mikayla:

Feed the turkey Dr Pepper. Put it in the oven for three minutes. Spin it in the pot for three minutes. It is warm and it is ready. Eat it with a spoon and fork. Have pizza with it with Mommy and Daddy.

Such sweet children!